[A crackle, before the camera shifts into a view. Decent quality, streaming from his cell phone. Which had been blaring what seemed like seconds ago, actually silent for a few hours. He looks unkempt, disheveled, anything along those lines. It's actually the first time he's used it, and only happened from the curious pushing of random buttons in ( Read more... )

If I hear one more vuvuzela I think I might have to break one.

Or something. Just. No.
An angry fan already gave me a rather ugly bruise for telling him he was annoying for blowing it directly in my ear.
I will never understand that instrument. Never.